take an image of stevesongs:
whom your wife has seemed particularly obsessed with lately, even putting up this image onto her desktop on her computer...
and photoshop a goofy, mocking picture of yourself:
(with a look that you swear looks dead on steve's look in his picture, but wife isn't buying it)
and laugh like hell when she discovers this horrid pic on her desktop and shrieks about how creepy looking it is!!!
*sigh* this is what i have to live with... *snicker*